"A Night in the Woods" (The True Story of the Bridgewater Astral League)

• Real Audio

a letter from the performers...

Hey, How's tricks. Some points you may not get or believe right off:

1.) The World/Inferno Friendship Society are a gang, not a band. I ain't kidding. Coming from all walks of life, numbering well into the double digits and ranging in age from 17 to 33 this is a bunch of boys and girls you might walk across the street to avoid. Almost as much brass as attitude, a full 3 drummers, that guitar noise the kids enjoy so much all riding atop a whirling piano. Plus a singer in a shiny green suit. SHINY! Circus music, vaudeville punk, the riot act with a nice swingy beat. It's all there in spades.

2.) The True Story of the Bridgewater Astral League is a musical being produced by the Squatter Repertory Company of Asheville, North Carolina. The bibretto is taken from Central Jersey Folklore dealing with the mysterious disappearance of the indigenous punk rock popuolation during the mid 1980's. Apparently it takes even longer to put on a play than to put out a record but we're all really looking forward to the production.

3.) There is no third thing. I've given you too many clues already, work the rest of it out on your own. See you in the funny papers.

Yours in flames,
Marcello DiTerriclothia, F.S.
Brooklyn, NY Oct. 1997

MUSIC

Bridgewater Astral League ..... Gern Blandsten -- CD $13, LP $10

Candidate/California Stinks ..... Gern Blandsten (GERN 028) -- 7" $3

Glamour Ghouls/Models ..... Gern Blandsten (GERN 026) -- 7" $3

Tattoos Fade/Dawnbreed ..... X-Mist split 7" $3

Tattos Fade/Nothing You Begin ..... 7" $10 original pressing of 500 out of print, LIMITED

ACCESSORIES

W/I T Shirt w/ Tattoos Fade graphic -- $12

W/I long sleeve work shirt w/ devils mystic graphic -- $16

W/I pins w/ 4 suits of the deck -- all 4 for $2

Huge W/I sticker [8 1/2 x 11" vinyl] w/ devil mystic graphic -- $2

Write to:
World/Inferno Blueprint Request Dept.
Att: No.9
509 Lorimer St., #1
Brooklyn NY 11211

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